Ask him what's wrong. Feed him. Sing to him. Leave.

Sing more quietly. Sing more loudly. Sing a different song. Continue singing as you are.

Reach for his hand. Offer him a tissue. Call him a whiny wittle baby. Start crying, too.

Smile at him. Tell a joke. Do a magic trick. Ask him what's wrong again.

Show him your family photo album. Do another magic trick. Offer him a cheese plate. Ask for your dime back.

Brush his hair behind his ear. Get up to leave. Ask to take a picture of him. Reach for his hand.

Marry Godzilla.

Beach. Backyard. Traditional. Pink and white.

Pink. Purple. Blue. Orange.

Roses. Daisies. Tulips. Just a pile of sticks is fine.

Chicken. Pancakes. One huge burger. Nothing.

Wait. Keep waiting. Wait some more. Keep waiting... Wave to Godzilla. Ask him where Godzilla is. Make him say it. Run away.

Catch your breath. Let him go. Play rock, paper, scissors.